Dear Monday,
February 8th, 2010 by Jen Hen under Momma Monday. No Comments.
I believe I should be cordial and tell you hello since it has been 7 days since I saw you last. The problem I have with being cordial with you, is that each week when you knock on my bedroom door at 6:30am, you aren’t very polite. In fact, sometimes you are down right nasty. I realize that you have taken it easy on me this week. At least so far. But I have trust issues. You have betrayed me on more than one occasion. Multiple times you have promised me that when you came back around it would be nothing more than a fresh start to a new week. Then, you’ve slaughtered those promises and splintered them into a million little pieces, thus nearly splintering me. Sometimes, you really just tick me off. I must admit, you and I have a long history together, but in the same breath, it seems I have no choice but to let you in over and over again. Why must you put me in such a position? You know, if you’d bring me to a sunny patio, with fresh coffee, and a good book, in a sunny Florida resort every Monday, we could be best friends forever. I have a feeling that’s not something you can do for me. So I shall accomodate you with nothing more than this: I know you’re coming whether I like it or not. I will meet you head on. Do not try to bully me, because I will bully you back. You have met your match, Monday. I bid you adieu until next week. (Nevermind that I still have 12 hours alloted for you.)
Signed,
A determined Momma Hen on Momma Monday
